"What's with all the jokes about pants?" she asked.

"Its a thing. Kind of a signature. Besides, the word 'pants' is an inherently funny word."

"It is?" she asked.

"Yeah. Like the word 'weasel.' And if you combined the two, you'd have 'pants weasel,' and that is friggin' hysterical."

[long pause]

"If you say so."