That's right. More zany word fun from yours truly. And as I have not yet figured out the yen and yang of Twitter, you shouldn't expect too much from me. Yet. But if Cobra Commander can do it, by gum, so can I. yo.

Now, enjoy the Almost Transformers. White guys in disguise.

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